Family Matters (TV Series)

A Test of Friendship (1992)

Barry Jenner: Lt. Lieu Murtaugh

Quotes 

• Lt. Lieu Murtaugh : So, Rip Van Winslow! I'm almost finished with this robbery report. Can you give me a description of the perpetrators? Oh yeah, I forgot, you were asleep.

  [him and Al laugh] 

  Carl Otis Winslow : That's it! Get it all out! Get it all out! That's right!

  Lt. Lieu Murtaugh : I'm sorry to press you, Winslow, but I gotta get this info before you doze off again!

  [him and Al laugh] 

  Carl Otis Winslow : Okay! Alright! Make your little jests at my expense! But I *will* have the last laugh! And do you know *why* I will have the last laugh?

  Al : Because you're so well rested?

  [him and Lt. Murtaugh laugh] 

• Lt. Lieu Murtaugh : Winslow, I've misjudged you. You're not the type of guy who takes things lying down.

  Carl Otis Winslow : That's right!

  Lt. Lieu Murtaugh : No, siry. You're the kind of guy that lies down while other people takes things!