- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [thinking to himself] Let's see, if Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivana Diamond.
- [later]
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: If Ivana Trump divorced Neil Diamond and married Jack Nicklaus, she'd be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus.
- [later]
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: If Ivana Trump divorced Neil Diamond and Jack Nicklaus and married Rod Darling, she'd be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus Darling.