Family Matters (TV Series)

All the Wrong Moves (1993)

Kevin Mambo: Derek

Quotes 

• Waldo Geraldo Faldo : [knocks on Derek's window]  Excuse me.

  Derek : [rolls down window]  What?

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : [sticks in his hot dog on a stick]  Do you have any Grey Poupon?

  Derek : No.

  [rolls window back up, the hot dog falls off in the truck] 

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : [looks at his stick]  Thanks anyway.

  [walks away] 

  Derek : Amazing, if Waldo's IQ were 2 points higher, he'd have an IQ of 2.

• Laura Winslow : [after kneeing Derek and getting out of his truck]  So long, Derek, have a nice life.

  Derek : I thought you were cool!

  Laura Winslow : [staring him down]  I *am* cool, and I just proved it.