Family Matters (TV Series)

Aunt Oona (1994)

Donna Summer: Aunt Oona

Quotes 

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Aunt Oona!

  Aunt Oona : [creeps up to the door]  What?

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [brings her in to meet the Winslows]  Now don't worry, they don't bite, and even if they do they've had their shots.

• Harriette Winslow : So Oona... how are things in Altoona?

  Aunt Oona : Well... not good, my kitchen exploded.

  Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : How'd that happen?

  Aunt Oona : The gas pipe broke when my living room flooded.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Oh, well how did that happen?

  Aunt Oona : The water main snapped when the roof collapsed.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Yeah but if you...

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Forget it, Carl, it's quicksand.