Family Matters (TV Series)
Best Friends (1993)
Darius McCrary: Eddie Winslow
Quotes
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[Waldo has just given Eddie a list of IOU at Mighty Weenie]
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Seymour Butts?
[Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the next name]
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Willie Makeit?
[Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : DAN DRUFF?
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Oh don't worry they promised to come back tomorrow.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [Waldo heads into the kitchen as Steve emerges] You o.k., Eddo?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : No. I think I'm gonna have to fire Waldo, Steve.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : But you can't fire Waldo, he's our friend.
[the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges]
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on.
[smiles]
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : I'll miss Waldo.
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Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : I'll tell you what, Waldo. I'm gonna give you a job here at Mighty Weenie.
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Really?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : The least I can do is hire my best friend.
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Aw! Aw gee!
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Are you ok, Waldo?
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Yeah. It's just that I'm deeply touched and I thank you so much.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Well it's ok. I'm just glad I can help out.
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : When do I start?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Tomorrow at noon.
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Aw! Aw gee!
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : You touched again?
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : No. I ain't getting up that early.
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Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Dad, I need some advice.
Carl Winslow : [back from running] Here's a piece: don't jog in new underwear.