- Eddie Winslow: [at the frat party] Steve, why are you wearing a toga?
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well why aren't you? For that matter... why isn't everybody?
- Laura Lee Winslow: You're lucky, you got into a great fraternity... and all it cost you was your best friend.
- Eddie Winslow: Steve told you?
- Laura Lee Winslow: He didn't need to. I could hear him sobbing in his suspension chamber.
- Richie Crawford: We're going to play with these toys for 30 days and return them, like Uncle Carl's going to do with his peanut helmet.
- Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks.
- Richie Crawford: I can break all this stuff.