Family Matters (TV Series)

Born to Be Mild (1991)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

Quotes 

• [dressed as a gangster] 

  Steve Urkel : How tough am I? When I was born... when the doctor slapped me, I SHOT him!

• Steve Urkel : Danger's my middle name! Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture.

• Chain : It occurs to me that you could be wired.

  Steve Urkel : Oh no! Now, I may have taken a sip of my mom's coffee, but I...

  Chain : I'm talkin' about the other kind of wired!

• Steve Urkel : [When Osgood picks him up]  Excuse me, but do you have a name or just a zip code?

  Osgood : Osgood!

  Steve Urkel : Osgood? That's a great name... for a duck!

  [laughs and snorts] 

• Osgood : Chain, you want me to hit this punk?

  Steve Urkel : [Stands up]  Try me, Chunky Trunks! But it's only fair to warn you that I'm a black belt in karate and I used to practice in the Sahara Forest!

  Osgood : Man, the Sahara is a desert!

  Steve Urkel : Oh, sure! Noooow!

  [Imitates karate chops] 

• Steve Urkel : Now, let's talk membership. Do you need a recommendation from a previous gang?