Family Matters (TV Series)

Brain Over Brawn (1991)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

Quotes 

• Waldo : Thanks for helping me find the gym.

  Steve Urkel : Don't feel bad. It's Monday! You had two whole days to forget where it was.

• Steve Urkel : You know what, Laura? I realize the reason you don't love me is because I'm weak.

  Laura : Steve, that's not true.

  Steve Urkel : It isn't?

  Laura : No! There's lots of reasons why I don't love you.

  Steve Urkel : Really? Well, name a couple.

  Laura : Well... you're stubborn, irritating, loud, obnoxious, pushy, clumsy...

  Steve Urkel : I said 'a couple'.