- Harriette Winslow: Hello, Edward. How was your study date?
- Eddie Winslow: Um, terrible. All she wanted to do was study.
- Steve Urkel: I could use some advice... I've done something that might upset your Dad, just a tad.
- Laura Winslow: You didn't borrow another pair of his boxer shorts, did you?
- Steve Urkel: No, my parents finally popped for a real movie screen.