Family Matters (TV Series)

Do the Right Thing (1991)

Kellie Shanygne Williams: Laura Winslow

Quotes 

• Laura : Steve, I know it's a lot to ask, but I'd really appreciate it if you'd tutor Todd.

  Steve Urkel : Well, Laura, do you realize what you're asking? I'm jealous of Todd and you want me to help him. Why, you might as well drop a boulder on my foot, shove bamboo shoots under my fingernails, or scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baler.

  Laura : So, will you do it?

• Laura : I do want a guy with something upstairs, but, uh, I also want a well-built staircase.

  Steve Urkel : Oh, well, no problem-o. I'll just begin a rigorist-training schedule. Why, a few sessions on the Muscle Master and you'll be drooling over my deltoids.

  [strikes a pose] 

  Steve Urkel : ...Laura?

  Laura : What, Steve?

  Steve Urkel : I hurt myself. Can you carry me home?