Family Matters (TV Series)
Tender Kisses (1993)
Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow
Quotes
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Harriette Winslow : Carl, those are my personal and private thoughts.
Carl Otis Winslow : Ohohoho... and they are personal and private.
[opens Diary]
Carl Otis Winslow : March 24th, Raoul's houseboat is beautiful
Harriette Winslow : Carl?
Carl Otis Winslow : I'm not finished yet. Chuck is twice the man, Raoul is. April 24th, Carl, I planted this fake diary because I knew you'd read it.
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Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : This diary belongs to Harriette and I will not violate her privacy. And there is nothing you can do to ever change my mind.
Carl Otis Winslow : How about if I convince Laura to go out on a date with you.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [Opens Diary] January 1, We had a wonderful New Years Eve party, except Carl got sick and threw up in the living room.
Carl Otis Winslow : Yeah skip that part.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : March 10, Went to the market. I've been there a 100 times, but this time was different. I met Raoul.
Carl Otis Winslow : Raoul? Whose Raoul?
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Wait Wait. Raoul is the new produce manager. He introduced himself and I was immediately struck by deep brown eyes, his engaging sense of humor and how delicately he handled my cantalopes.
Carl Otis Winslow : [Gasps] Why of all the low down...
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Calm down, Carl. Calm down, easy. Raoul asked me out, but I told him that I was happily married.
Carl Otis Winslow : That a girl, Harriette.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful.
Carl Otis Winslow : What?
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : I feel so safe in Raoul's strong arms I love him soo much and I sorta like Carl.
Carl Otis Winslow : Oh nooo.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Well hold on there big guy, listen to this.
[poins to the part on Harriette's diary]
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Aha, it's over with me and Raoul.
Carl Otis Winslow : Oh thank god.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Chuck is twice the man Raoul is.
Carl Otis Winslow : CHUCK?
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly.
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Carl Otis Winslow : [Open door, sees Tracie Spensor] Oh, my god! Y- w- b- d- Do you know who you are?