Father Ted (TV Series)
The Plague (1996)
Frank Kelly: Father Jack Hackett
Quotes
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Father Jack Hackett : Hey,hey,hey you!
Father Ted Crilly : Yes Father?
Father Jack Hackett : Rats!
Father Ted Crilly : Yes, Father; we can see them as well.
Father Jack Hackett : Hairy Japanese Bastards!
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[When thinking of a name for Dougals rabbit]
Father Dougal McGuire : I've got one. You see how he's got big floppy ears flopping all over the place? Well why don't we call him Father Jack Haggit.
Father Ted Crilly : [sarcastically] Perfect. 'Father Jack' it is.
Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?
Father Ted Crilly : Oh nothing Father. Dougals just named his rabbit after you.
Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?
Father Dougal McGuire : Are you alright 'Father Jack'?
Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?
Father Ted Crilly : He's not talking to you. He's talking to the rabbit.
Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?
Father Dougal McGuire : I think 'Father Jack' needs a Drink.
Father Jack Hackett : DRINK DRINK!
Father Ted Crilly : Lets give him water.
Father Jack Hackett : WATER? FECK!
Father Ted Crilly : It's getting far to confusing.
Father Dougal McGuire : I've gotten use to calling him 'Father Jack'. Cant we call Father Jack something else?
Father Ted Crilly : Alright then 'Flipper', 'Flipper the priest'
Father Jack Hackett : YES!