Fawlty Towers (TV Series)

Basil the Rat (1979)

Melody Lang: Mrs. Taylor

Quotes 

• Mrs. Taylor : That's veal?

  Basil Fawlty : No, no, this is... veal substitute. We're giving it a try, and it's a bit of a disappointment, I'm afraid. In fact, it's no substitute at all.

• Mrs. Taylor : Veal substitute?

  Polly : Well, it's Japanese, actually. Soya beans and essence of cow.