Fawlty Towers (TV Series)
The Psychiatrist (1979)
Nicky Henson: Mr. Johnson
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Quotes
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Sybil Fawlty : Good evening, Mr. Johnson!
Mr. Johnson : Evening! Any messages?
Polly : Um, three, I think.
Sybil Fawlty : Three! Everybody wants you, don't they?
Mr. Johnson : [chuckles] I wouldn't say that.
Sybil Fawlty : Ah, well, you're only single once.
Basil Fawlty : [calling from office] Twice can be arranged.
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Basil Fawlty : Are you dining here tonight, here in this unfashionable dump?
Mr. Johnson : I wasn't planning to.
Basil Fawlty : No, not really your scene, is it?
Mr. Johnson : I thought I'd try somewhere in town. Anywhere you recommend?
Basil Fawlty : Well, what sort of food were you thinking of... fruit or...?
Mr. Johnson : Anywhere they do French food?
Basil Fawlty : Yes, France, I believe. They seem to like it there, and the swim would certainly sharpen your appetite. You'd better hurry, the tide leaves in six minutes.
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Mrs. Abbott : Do you have a... a guide to Torquay?
Basil Fawlty : A guide... Um, oh dear. I think we're out of them again.
Mr. Johnson : Do you want to look at this one? I got it in town.
Mrs. Abbott : Oh, thanks. Yes. "What's on in Torquay."
Mr. Johnson : Yes. One of the world's shortest books.
Basil Fawlty : What?
Mr. Johnson : One of the world's shortest books. Like "The Wit of Margaret Thatcher", or "Great English Lovers".
Sybil Fawlty : [laughing] He's very funny, isn't he, Basil?