- Marshall Beck: Mother, isn't it time you went up to bed?
- Winona 'Mother B' Beck: No, I hate goin' to sleep. Whenever I wake up, I have a terrible feelin' that someone I don't like has had sex with me!
- George Wilhoit: I did get a very disturbin' note this morning from your latest supervisor, Mr. Stephen Todd.
- Kathleen Beck: Oh, Mr. Todd. Oh well, what does he know anyway? He's gay!
- George Wilhoit: Apparently you took the opportunity to find out. I just hope he doesn't press charges.