Filthy Rich (TV Series)

Town and Garden (1982)

Dixie Carter: Carlotta Beck

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• Carlotta Beck : Were you aware, Marshall, that there is no valet parking at K-Mart?

  Marshall Beck : No, I wasn't.

  Carlotta Beck : Then you also prob'ly did not know that people look real stupid drivin' their own limousines!

• Marshall Beck : What is that anyway?

  Carlotta Beck : A Dukes of Hazzard belt buckle. I don't know what got into me. Bootsie said it was the special of the day. Everyone was buyin' it, there was only one left. I became confused and forced it out of a small child's hand!

• Carlotta Beck : Please, Marshall, don't make me stand in another checkout line - not even for wholesale caviar! It's a jungle out there: fat people overflowin' their rubber shoes with unkempt hair and babies that sneeze Fudgsicle juice on ya!

• Kathleen Beck : Really, Carlotta, you should learn how to rub elbows with the little people more often. After all, this country was built on the common man.

  Carlotta Beck : Yes, not unlike your reputation.

• Kathleen Beck : Anyway, I just came by to tell you some fantastic news.

  Carlotta Beck : Have you decided to move away, change your name and never contact us again as long as you shall live?

  Kathleen Beck : No.

  Carlotta Beck : Then you do not have fantastic news.

• Kathleen Beck : Why, even Bootsie says...

  Carlotta Beck : If you don't mind, Kathleen, we prefer not to seriously consider the opinion of a woman whose dog wears hot pants.