- Danny Reynolds: ...I was home alone watching one of those specials. I think it was 'America's Funniest Police Beatings' or something.
- Terry Reynolds: I'm Terry. Just plain Terry. I'm not a person of the cloth because then I would be Terry Cloth!
- Terry Reynolds: I think these three seminary students were flirting with me!
- Gwen Leonard: Really? Well those boys must have missed orientation day!