- [after being shunned by Wilma, Barney, Betty, and even Dino, Fred greets Pebbles the next day]
- Fred Flintstone: There's my little Pebbley-poo!
- [chuckles]
- Pebbles Flintstone: Dada bad. Dada bad. Dada BAD!
- Fred Flintstone: [torn up] Pebbles, how can you say that to your daddy?
- [Wilma comes to Fred]
- Wilma Flintstone: Hi, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Pebbles, I...
- Wilma Flintstone: About last night, Fred, I'm, uh...
- Fred Flintstone: Pebbles said I was bad.
- [saddened, Fred walks off]
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, Fred, she doesn't mean it.
- Fred Flintstone: Well, whether she means it or not, she's right.
- Fred Flintstone: [reads paper] ''The Rockbay Pachyderms are holding their pro football tryouts next week.''
- Wilma Flintstone: So?
- [Fred grabs something]
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred, what are you doing with my sugar bowl?
- Fred Flintstone: [holds the sugar bowl] That's a football, Wilma. You remember who was the greatest halfback of Bedrock High?
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred, you're getting sugar all over my floor!
- Fred Flintstone: [backing up] Well, who's to say I can't be a pro football star? I used to fade back to throw those 50-yard passes. Back, back, back, back, back.
- [Fred backs up into a closet and Wilma locks him inside]
- Fred Flintstone: Hey, let me out of here!
- Wilma Flintstone: You'll stay right in that closet, Fred Flintstone, until you come to your senses. Or grow up! Which will be a long time!
- [laughs]
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma! Let me out of here! Wilma! WIIILMAAAAAA!
- Fred Flintstone: Hello, my little Pebbley-poo. How's my little darling? Excited about Daddy being a major league baseball star?
- Pebbles Flintstone: Gaaa! Ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga!
- Barney Rubble: Translated, that means, ''You gotta be kidding.''
- [Fred is the first batter for his baseball team]
- Wilma Flintstone: Make a touchdown, Fred!
- Betty Rubble: [laughs] Oh, Wilma, touchdown is football. You mean a home run.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, what's the difference so long as it's good?