- [while watching Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm talk to each other]
- Fred Flintstone: Isn't that cute? Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm sure get along nicely.
- Barney Rubble: Well, why not? They talk the same language: baby talk.
- Police Officer: Now, you all have your babies back, ladies. And you may have your husbands back by posting $100 bail.
- [the wives all laugh and leave]
- Wife: Are you kidding? I wouldn't give two cents for my husband.
- Norma Rockbottom: Yeah, let mine stay in here for a while. Then I'll know where he is.
- Wilma Flintstone: Hmm. Sometimes I feel Mother never told me all when I got married.
- Elephant Vacuum: She couldn't. It's really on-the-job training.
- Barney Rubble: Hey, hey, I didn't push you, Fred. That was a cop.
- Fred Flintstone: A cop?
- Barney Rubble: Yeah, he... he was gonna run you in. He said the swing was for kids. Bu-But, I fixed it.
- Fred Flintstone: How?
- Barney Rubble: I told him you were a big fat kid at heart.
- [while sitting in jail]
- Barney Rubble: Well, uh, the way I look at it, Fred, the girls will have to get over their mad before they bail us out.
- Fred Flintstone: Right.
- Barney Rubble: And, uh, then they'll start to miss us, and finally they'll come a-runnin'.
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, but how long will that take?
- Barney Rubble: Well, uh, give or take a few minutes... Uh, I'd say about, uh, six months.
- Fred Flintstone: That figures. That figures. That FIGURES!