The Flintstones (TV Series)
Daddy's Little Beauty (1963)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : Come on, Barney.
Barney Rubble : See you later, Betty.
Betty Rubble : Bye, Barney.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, Wilma. I'm going out, too.
Wilma Flintstone : Okay, Fred, but you're taking the baby.
Fred Flintstone : Huh? Oh, no, I'm not.
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, yes, you are.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, no, I'm not.
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, yes, you are.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, no, I'm not.
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, yes, you are.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, no...
[Barney covers Fred's mouth]
Barney Rubble : You win, you win, Wilma. We are.
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Fred Flintstone : I'm filling out the entry blank so Pebbles can get in that beauty contest.
Barney Rubble : But, Fred, I thought Wilma was dead set against it.
Fred Flintstone : Barney, don't you know by now...
[stops, looks around, and whispers]
Fred Flintstone : That I'm the boss in this house?
Barney Rubble : But, Boss, what's gonna happen when Wilma finds out?
Fred Flintstone : Uh, let me worry about that.
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Fred Flintstone : [while filling out an entry blank] ''Color of entrant's hair.'' Brown. ''Color of entrant's eyes.''
[chuckles]
Fred Flintstone : Same as mine.
Barney Rubble : Bloodshot.
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Fred Flintstone : You know, Barn, if I live to be 100, I'll never understand women. No matter what you expect them to do, they always do the opposite.
Barney Rubble : Yeah, I guess that's why they call them the opposite sex.
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Fred Flintstone : I am through pussyfooting around. I'm going in there and I'm gonna tell Wilma I'm going out and I'm taking the baby.
Barney Rubble : That's telling her, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, she'll give me an argument, all right. She'll say, "Oh, no, you're not". And I'll say, "Oh, yes, I am". And she'll say, "Oh, no, you're not". And I'll say, "Oh, yes, I am". And she'll say, "Oh, no, you're..."
Barney Rubble : Hold it, hold it, Fred. Why don't you quit now while you're ahead?