- Thug: Hey, Dr. Sinister, what do we do with this guy?
- Dr. Sinister: What else? Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Throw him in the bottomless pit.
- Man: The pit? No, no, not the pit!
- Thug: [opens a door] Let's go, Sam.
- [the strongest thug tosses the captive man into the room]
- Man: Not the pit! Ahhhhhh!
- Fred Flintstone: Uh... wh-wh-wh-who-who was that?
- Dr. Sinister: Oh, nobody important. Just one of my EX-partners.
- Fred Flintstone: [seeing Dr Sinister on the TV] Oh, my gosh. What's that? Look at that face! Turn him off!
- Barney Rubble: Your judo chops were great, Fred!
- Fred Flintstone: [laughing] Yeah, I'm just a chip off the old chop, huh?
- [repeated line]
- Fred Flintstone: Barney and I were on our way to the supermarket to get some brontosaurus burgers...
- Barney Rubble: ...and some buns.
- Fred Flintstone: Listen, Madame Yes, our lives are in danger.
- Madame Yes: Please, I have no time for idle conversation. Did you tell them anything?
- Fred Flintstone: TELL THEM WHAT? WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!
- [after seeing a man beaten up and pulled into a car]
- Barney Rubble: Gee, did you see that, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah. You suppose they were just giving him a lift?
- Barney Rubble: I don't know, but if it was me, I'd rather walk.
- [Fred answers a knock on the door]
- Fred Flintstone: Yes?
- Madame Yes: Good evening. I wonder if you can help me. My car has a flat tire and if you can just...
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, no! Madame Yes!
- [slams the door]
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred!
- [Fred immediately starts nailing heavy wood on the door]
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred, where are your manners? That poor woman is in trouble.
- Barney Rubble: [joins Fred] Leave him alone, Wilma! He knows what he's doing!
- [Fred and Barney have just been kidnapped]
- Barney Rubble: Hey, Fred, I'm really disappointed. I thought they served champagne on these flights.
- Fred Flintstone: Barney, how can you joke at a time like this? We've been dive-bombed, beaten up, kidnapped, and right now we're over the middle of some ocean, and may never see our loved ones again.
- Barney Rubble: Hey, you know, Fred, that's your trouble. You always look at the dark side of things.
- Fred Flintstone: RUBBLE, YOU'RE A NUBBLE... A NUMBSKULL!
- Madame Yes: Aha, good-lookings, you have found me.
- Fred Flintstone: Uh-oh, Barney, it's that dame again.
- Barney Rubble: [pounding on the door] Help! Dr. Sinister! Save us! Help!
- Dr. Sinister: You're about to get a demonstration of what happens to people who cross Dr. Sinister.
- Fred Flintstone: Look, for the last time, we were just going to the store to pick up some...
- Dr. Sinister: Quiet, fool! Listen to this rock.
- [drops a rock into the pit]
- Fred Flintstone: I don't hear anything.
- Barney Rubble: Me neither.
- Dr. Sinister: That's just it. You never hear anything. It's bottomless!
- Fred Flintstone: Bottomless? You mean we just keep falling?
- Dr. Sinister: That's right. Forever and ever and ever!