The Flintstones (TV Series)
Fred's Monkeyshines (1963)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Barney Rubble : Yes, sirree, Fred, those glasses do something for you.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, I do look distinguished, don't I?
Barney Rubble : You sure do. At last, I can distinguish you from an elephant.
Fred Flintstone : [sarcastically] Say, Barn, that's real funny. You should come with us to the circus. There's a spot for you.
Barney Rubble : Uh, yeah. Like in the big tent with the clowns?
[Barney laughs and dances funny]
Fred Flintstone : No, like in the cage with the other hyenas.
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Fred Flintstone : You know something, Barn, you're not as dumb as everyone thinks you are.
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Wilma Flintstone : One egg or two, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : One should do it.
Wilma Flintstone : Fried or scrambled?
Fred Flintstone : How about an omelet?
Wilma Flintstone : Naturally, it's more work.
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Dr. Boulder Dome : You'll need corrective glasses for a short time. Eh, here, try these.
[gives Fred a pair of glasses]
Dr. Boulder Dome : Now, read the next line.
Fred Flintstone : S, C, L, O.
Dr. Boulder Dome : Good. And the next.
Fred Flintstone : P, R, O, F.
Dr. Boulder Dome : Fine, fine, fine. And the teensy weensy printing at the bottom.
Fred Flintstone : Uh, Y, O, U, B...
[chuckles]
Fred Flintstone : I'll, uh, have to get a little closer.
[Fred walks closer to the chart and reads]
Fred Flintstone : Uh, Y, O, U, B, uh, your bill is $25?
Dr. Boulder Dome : [laughs] That's our little joke! Here, let me clean those glasses for you.
[takes Fred's glasses]
Fred Flintstone : Clean them? For 25 bucks, you should gold plate them!