- [while feeding Pebbles]
- Wilma Flintstone: Come on, Pebbles, honey. One for Grandma.
- [Pebbles eats her cereal]
- Wilma Flintstone: And one for Mommy.
- [Pebbles eats her cereal]
- Wilma Flintstone: And one for Daddy.
- [Pebbles doesn't eat]
- Wilma Flintstone: Come on, sweetheart, one for Daddy.
- [Pebbles refuses]
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, I get it. Daddy's too fat already.
- [in Fred's dream, Pebbles and Arnold are leaving to get married]
- Fred Flintstone: No, no! Pebbles, come back! Wilma, your child is eloping!
- Wilma Flintstone: I'm going after them.
- Fred Flintstone: That's the girl!
- Wilma Flintstone: Maybe they'll give me a lift to the beauty parlor.
- [in his dream, the elderly Fred rushes into a church, hoping to find Arnold and Pebbles]
- Fred Flintstone: Stop the music! Hold the presses! I demand this wedding be stopped!
- [Fred discovers that the bride and groom are an aged Betty and Barney]
- Fred Flintstone: Uh, Betty? Barney? Well, what are you doing here?
- Barney Rubble: You tell us, it's your dream.
- Betty Rubble: We're getting married, that's what we're doing.
- Fred Flintstone: But you're already married. You got married 25 years ago.
- Barney Rubble: Well, you can't expect us to remember everything that happened 25 years ago.
- [in his dream, an elderly Fred discovers Pebbles is marrying Arnold]
- Fred Flintstone: No, sir! She's not marrying Arnold and that's final! F-I-N-L, final!
- Fred Flintstone: Pebbles, sweetheart. Am I glad you're still a baby. Promise me you'll never grow up.
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred! What a silly thing to say.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, yeah? Just wait 20 years and see if you still think so.
- Fred Flintstone: Where's Pebbles?
- Arnold: She's right here with me, Mr. Flintstone.
- Fred Flintstone: Arnold! Out! Out! Beat it! Give me my daughter and get out of here!
- Arnold: But...
- Fred Flintstone: Anyone who'd fly around with my daughter on an elephant is not welcome here!
- Arnold: [to Wilma] What's wrong with him?
- Wilma Flintstone: He must've had a bad dream.
- Fred Flintstone: You can say that again.
- Arnold: Have you had enough, Mr. Flintstone?
- Fred Flintstone: No, I haven't. Now, come on. One more game. Double or nothing.
- Arnold: But you've already lost $7.28 plus 80 cents in side bets. That's $8.00.
- Fred Flintstone: I know. I can add, too. Now, let's see. Eight and eight is 18... Okay, Arnold. 18 bucks or nothing. Come on.
- Fred Flintstone: All right, Arnold, if you're here to deliver the paper, let's have it.
- Arnold: Yes, sir.
- [Arnold tosses the paper which hits Fred in the head]
- Fred Flintstone: Oof! Why, you...
- Barney Rubble: Oh, hold it, Fred. You said, "Let's have it."
- Arnold: I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone.
- Fred Flintstone: [mimics Arnold] "I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone. I'm sorry, Mr. Flintstone."
- [Arnold and Fred are about to play table tennis]
- Arnold: Ready, Mr. Flintstone?
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah.
- [Arnold serves the ball and it swiftly passes Fred]
- Barney Rubble: One to nothing.
- Fred Flintstone: Wait a minute, Barney! I wasn't ready!
- Barney Rubble: But Arnold asked you if you was ready and you said, "Yeah."
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, I said, "Yeah," but I didn't mean, "Yeah, I was ready." I meant, "Yeah, I'm getting... ready to be ready."
- Arnold: [after beating Fred in table tennis] I guess that does it, Mr. Flintstone. Would you care to settle our little bet in cash or shall I take a mortgage on your house?