The Flintstones (TV Series)
Once Upon a Coward (1963)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble
Quotes
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Betty Rubble : As long as we're standing in front of the Rubble residence, would you like to come in for a while?
Wilma Flintstone : Thanks, Betty, but it's sort of late. We told Mrs. Sitstone we'd be home early.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, and we can't get the babysitter mad. Well, good night, Barney.
Barney Rubble : Good night, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : Good night, Betty.
Betty Rubble : Good night, Fred.
Wilma Flintstone : Good night, Betty.
Betty Rubble : Good night, Wilma.
Wilma Flintstone : Good night, Barney.
Barney Rubble : Good night, Wilma.
Bird in Tree : Good night, already. Gee!
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Barney Rubble : I think you're doing Fred an injustice, Wilma. I mean, I know Fred, and he isn't a coward.
Wilma Flintstone : I never said he was.
Fred Flintstone : Not in so many words maybe, but you implied it, Wilma.
Barney Rubble : And don't forget, this holdup man had a tremendous advantage, a gun.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, and he had it pointing right at my back. I-I'll show you exactly how it was, Barney. Uh, stand right here.
[places Barney in front of him and makes a gun with his hand]
Fred Flintstone : Uh, pretend this is a gun, Barney.
Barney Rubble : All right.
Fred Flintstone : And you'll see that I didn't have a...
[Barney flips Fred over]
Fred Flintstone : CHANCE!
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[while looking at a picture of Sonny Dempstone]
Fred Flintstone : Look at that monster. Anybody that fights him must be pretty brave, right, Wilma?
Wilma Flintstone : Anybody that fights him ought to have his head examined.
Barney Rubble : They do, they do.
[laughs]
Barney Rubble : Right after the fight. Ha ha. In the hospital.
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Barney Rubble : Hiya, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, hiya, Barn.
Barney Rubble : Hey, are you in the mood for some kegling?
Fred Flintstone : Huh? I thought we were going bowling tonight.
Barney Rubble : We are. Kegling. It's another word for bowling.
Fred Flintstone : Speak English, will you? If you mean bowling, say bowling.