The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Great Gazoo (1965)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• [after Wilma asked could the group go to a restaurant called the Chateau Rockinbleau] 

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, it costs a week's salary just to tip the parking lot boy in that place.

• [Gazoo helped Fred and Barney get rid of their things to avoid getting in trouble with a police officer] 

  Police Officer : [while writing a ticket]  Let's see. Um, what else? Uh, oh, yeah. Citation Number 3: Blocking the road.

  Fred Flintstone : Blocking the road? Why, Officer, whatever do you mean?

  Police Officer : All that stuff is... gone. Huh?

  [closes his eyes] 

  Police Officer : I'll open my eyes and it'll be there again.

  [opens them] 

  Police Officer : It's still gone. What happened to it?

  Fred Flintstone : Happened to what?

  Police Officer : I saw toys and clothes, furniture! I saw it. I really did.

  [gets on his bike] 

  Police Officer : I'm not overworked. I don't need a vacation. But I know one thing, I'm getting out of here!

• [after Gazoo makes a policeman's bike disappear] 

  Fred Flintstone : What do you think you are, a comedian or something?

  The Great Gazoo : Irresistible impulse.

  Barney Rubble : No wonder they shipped you back.

• [Fred is wondering why Wilma is behaving so nicely] 

  Fred Flintstone : A. There's a contest for the Fattest Husband in Bedrock, and she's entering me. B. She had an accident with the car. C. She wants something.

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred, I was wondering...

  Fred Flintstone : The Cs have it. She wants something.

• The Great Gazoo : Well, now, who do we have here? What's your name, little fella?

  Bamm-Bamm Rubble : Bamm-Bamm.

  [gives Gazoo a strong handshake] 

  Bamm-Bamm Rubble : Bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm, bamm!

  The Great Gazoo : Gads! What superhuman strength.

  Barney Rubble : Why not? That's my superhuman kid. His name's Bamm-Bamm.

  Fred Flintstone : Tell you something else that's superhuman, he can see you.

  The Great Gazoo : Oh, yes, I forgot to mention. Little children and animals can see things the rest of you dum-dums can't.