The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Long, Long, Long Weekend (1966)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we take a drive?

  Wilma Flintstone : A drive?

  Betty Rubble : On a holiday weekend?

  Barney Rubble : Oh, I bet the roads will be jammed.

  Fred Flintstone : What do you mean jammed? There won't be anyone on the road. Everybody's out of town. Come on.

  [later, the Flintstones and the Rubbles are stuck in a traffic jam] 

  Betty Rubble : This is awful. We haven't moved for 20 minutes.

  Wilma Flintstone : So, ''There won't be anyone on the road. Everybody's out of town.''

  Fred Flintstone : Well... they are.

  Betty Rubble : Every car on this road is from out of town.

• [after returning from the future] 

  Barney Rubble : I want to thank you, Mr. Gazoo, for a fantastic experience.

  The Great Gazoo : You're welcome, Barney. And how about you, Flintstone? Did you learn anything from your visit to the 21st century?

  Fred Flintstone : I sure did. I'm gonna see Mr. Slate first thing Tuesday and pay back the four bucks I borrowed. That interest could ruin you in a couple of million years.

• Fred Flintstone : I've always been partial to the four-day week. Nobody ever feels like going to work Monday.

  Barney Rubble : And by Friday, you're exhausted. So you might as well take that off, too, huh?

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles]  Right. The only thing is payday isn't until Wednesday and financially, with me, it's Mayday.

  [Fred stops the car at a level crossing to let a train pass] 

  Barney Rubble : Uh, you mean you're a little short, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Uh, let me put it this way, Barn: If a war were declared tomorrow, I wouldn't have enough money to buy a paper to find out who's fighting.

• [while stuck in traffic] 

  Fred Flintstone : Ah, don't worry. We'll be on our way soon.

  Barney Rubble : I hope so. We've been on the road an hour, I can still see my house.