- Carlos Ramirez: Captain Dolger knows Reverend Mother?
- Guard: You better be careful or you're gonna get another 20 years for reading his mail.
- Carlos Ramirez: Just a moment, this is important. Does he know Mother Placido?
- Guard: Hmm. Talks about her all the time. She and, uh, Bismarck are his idols.
- Carlos Ramirez: Go to Convent San Tanco. Tell Sister Bertrille she must come here immediately.
- Ginger: How? How will she get through the red alert?
- Carlos Ramirez: Don't question the mysteries of the church, my love.
- Reverend Mother Superior Placido: [Reverend Mother is trying to get her cousin, Marine Captain Dolger, on the phone] No, I have not. As you put it, lost my marbles.
- Capt. Daniel J. Dolger: [Sister Bertrille is talking with Carlos when Captain Dolger meets her for the first time] How dare you? Dressing up one of your little playmates as a nun.
- Capt. Daniel J. Dolger: I just want to know one thing. How did you get on this island?
- Sister Bertrille: Can, uh, you keep a secret, Captain?
- Capt. Daniel J. Dolger: Try me.
- Sister Bertrille: I flew.