- Sister Bertrille: [Sister Bertrille unsuccessfully uses a parasol to aid her flying] What's Mary Poppins got that I haven't got?
- Sister Sixto: I make a beautiful baked ham.
- Sister Bertrille: Boy, have you got the wrong wedding.
- Rabbi Mendez: Well that's very sweet, but Roberto's rentals is providing the food.
- Sister Sixto: You are renting the food, Rabbi?
- Capt. Gaspar Fomento: The Rabbi is so grateful for my humble cooperation in this matter, he said that he wished that could make me an honorary member of the Jewish people.
- Sister Jacqueline: Oh how sweet.
- Capt. Gaspar Fomento: I was thinking, if he should, does that mean I can't arrest anyone on Yom Kippur?
- Rabbi Mendez: It's a bit difficult to conduct Friday-night services when my synagogue is surrounded by a butcher who is always haggling on one side and John Wayne is shooting the indians on the other side.