- Father Lundigan: [Father Lundigan is talking into a recorder as he flies home] And my only regret is Sigmund Freud wasn't alive to see it.
- Father Lundigan: [Sister Bertrille appears and she is flying next to the airplane. She waves at Father Lundigan] Bye
- Stewardess: Coffee, tea, or milk?
- Father Lundigan: No, but could you pour some brandy down my throat.
- Reverend Mother Superior Placido: [the Reverend Mother is playing basketball with children as Father Lundigan watches] And... okay toss it up. Jump high, move it around, all right? Play! Play! Let's go! Let's hustle it up a little.
- Sister Jacqueline: Let's all say a little prayer. I think we're in a lot of trouble.
- Sister Sixto: [Referring to Sister Bertrille] That kid's ready for the laughing ranch.
- Sister Jacqueline: Funny farm.
- Father Lundigan: I mean, the fact that the Reverend Mother thinks that she can fly doesn't strike me as normal.
- Sister Jacqueline: You heard her say she can fly?
- Father Lundigan: I not only heard her, I saw her flapping her arms like some oversized seagull.
- Sister Jacqueline: [Sister Bertrille's flying is helping to alleviate the pain from her tooth ache] Well, you can't spend your whole life up there, can you?
- [Sister Bertrille is hesitating]
- Sister Jacqueline: Well can you?
- Sister Jacqueline: I'm thinking it over.
- Sister Bertrille: [the dentist has just gotten the Mother Superior and Sister Bertrille out of the hypnotic trance he had put them in] Dr. Paredes, what are you doing here at the convent?
- Sister Jacqueline: You can read about it in his memoirs
- [Dr. Paredes begins to leave]
- Sister Jacqueline: Adios Dr. Paredes, and if I have to come to your office, I'll take Novocain.