Frasier (TV Series)
Don't Go Breaking My Heart (2002)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello, God, it's me again. Dr. Frasier Crane. Listen, it seems that when we made our little arrangement, there was another deal in place. Now, I've had some experience with double-booking, and I know that the person who books first always gets priority. So, as long as Daphne keeps her end - which she is, to the letter - it seems our little arrangement would be rendered null and void. Ergo, I am now going to yell at my brother. Unless of course, you give me a sign.
[silence]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Very well, then.
[laughs]
Dr. Frasier Crane : This is going to be sweet.
[the elevator doors open, and he sees Niles standing there]
Dr. Frasier Crane : [furiously] Niles!
Dr. Niles Crane : There you are! You're forty minutes late. Well, no matter, I have more important things to do.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Not so fast, Mister! You, sir, have been insufferable for the past few weeks. It might enlighten you to know that your endless preaching has been nothing more than a thin cover for your fear...
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, I know. I know, I know. Dad just told me, and he was right. I've been an ass lately. I am really sorry, but I have to go. My wife is waiting for me.
[He steps onto the elevator and pushes the button]
Dr. Niles Crane : Frankly, Frasier, I'm surprised you didn't bring this up sooner.
Dr. Frasier Crane : But...
[the elevator doors close]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Huh... Well played, God.
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Roz Doyle : But Frasier, you don't think God is going to strike Niles down if you get in an argument, do you?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, technically, the way it's structured, he'd come after me, seeing as I was the one who initiated the deal, you see.