Frasier (TV Series)
Goodnight, Seattle: Part 1 (2004)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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[Bebe tells him she's found a prime offer with another station]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, it's very tempting, Bebe, but I'm very happy here in Seattle. I don't want to leave.
Bebe Glazer : Darling, it's San Francisco! Do you know what life is like there for a good-looking straight man? You'll be like a Snickers bar at a fat camp!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [playing Scrabble] Because it's not a word.
Charlotte : Yes, it is.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, it's not.
Charlotte : Yes, it is.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Use it in a sentence.
Charlotte : "Her grandmother's bed was warm and... quilty."
Dr. Frasier Crane : And why is she lying there? Because she's feeling all "befevered" again?
Charlotte : [smiling sweetly] Could I borrow your "F"? I've got a little message for you.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [regarding Daphne's mumbling brother, Stephen] Do you have any idea what he's saying?
Dr. Niles Crane : Not a word. Apparently Stephen was dropped as a child.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I thought the mumbler was Michael.
Dr. Niles Crane : He was dropped on Michael. The idea that our son might take after them is making me crazy!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Now Niles, just remember, those hearty Crane genes are in there, too.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, please. Those Moon genes have probably beaten our genes up and stolen their lunch money!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : All right, that's it! I want you all out of here! And I do not mean a leisurely exit, I mean a break-neck, trampling-each-other, this-theatre's-on-fire stampede!
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Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier...!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles...!
Dr. Frasier Crane , Dr. Niles Crane : Disaster!
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Bebe Glazer : Did you ever hear of Mark Reisman?
Dr. Frasier Crane : The San Francisco radio psychiatrist? Yes, we had a nice encounter once at a conference.
Bebe Glazer : Well last week he had a not-so-nice encounter with a falling air conditioner. Anyway, they want you to replace him and the money's huge.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What a ghastly way to die.
Bebe Glazer : Yes, I cried so hard it was all I could do to stuff your demo tape in the FedEx pouch.
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Bebe Glazer : Do you have any idea the lengths I went to to make this happen?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Wait a minute. You were in San Francisco last week. Don't tell me...
Dr. Frasier Crane : I was nowhere near that air conditioner.