Frasier (TV Series)

Leapin' Lizards (1995)

Michael Whaley: Pete

Quotes 

• Kate Costas : Stop busting Frasier's chops; enough said?

  Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Well I could, but see all these lines lit up? They're all waiting to tell me how funny it was.

  Kate Costas : [to Pete, his producer]  Are all these callers waiting to tell Bulldog how much they liked the joke he played on Frasier?

  Pete : All except the guy on nine, he thinks Bulldog sucks.

  Kate Costas : Because of what he did to Frasier?

  Pete : No, just in general.

  Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : So, what do you want me to do?

  Kate Costas : If you think I'm going to allow you to publicly mock one of our most respected hosts on air just for the sake of higher ratings, you and I are going to get along just fine!

  [smiles and leaves] 

• Kate Costas : Are all these callers waiting to tell Bulldog how much they liked the joke he played on Frasier?

  Pete : All except the guy on nine; he thinks Bulldog sucks.

  Kate Costas : Because of what he did to Frasier?

  Pete : No, just in general.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [Barging into the broadcast room after Bulldog has played another joke on him]  I warned you!

  Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Hey, hey, clear your jets. Kate told me to keep busting ya. Said it's good for ratings. You got a beef, take it up with her!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I don't believe you.

  Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Pete, what did Kate say?

  Pete : She said you're a pig.

  Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : No, before that.

  Pete : She said to keep raggin' on the doc.

  [Frasier stomps out]