Frasier (TV Series)
Someone to Watch Over Me (1995)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Frasier : [as the doorbell to his apartment rings, Frasier gets up to answer] Oh Niles, you make me sound like a goat staked out in a clearing. No one is hunting me down. No one is closing in on me.
[Frasier opens the door to find a large number of balloons floating outside]
Frasier : Oh. Look. These must be from the station
[Frasier sees a card attached to the balloons and removes it]
Frasier : [Reading the card] "From your number one fan Kari. Your time has come. You're finally going to get what you deserve."
Niles : The loop tightens!
Frasier : Oh, stop it Niles. She's probably just referring to the fact that it's time I win this award. Try as you will you are not going to turn me into some sort of a nervous wreck.
[Frasier goes to bring the balloons inside but accidentally bursts one of them, startling him]
Frasier : It's just not going to happen
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Frasier : Well, you're a fountain of comfort this evening!
Niles : Oh, I'm just teasing. If you must know, I'm a little jealous. I told Maris about your troubles. All she does is sulk and talk about bodyguards. "Why don't we need one? Aren't we important enough to be stalked?" I have no idea what to say to the poor woman.
Martin Crane : Tell her to just go on being herself and her day will come.
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Niles : Just so you know, Frasier, I have unusually small kidneys.