- Frasier: [Niles and Daphne fight and make up] Niles, what was that all about?
- Niles: I'm not sure, but oh, MOMMA, it was glorious! Blood pounding, sarcastic zingers flying!
- Frasier: Are you saying you enjoyed fighting with Daphne?
- Niles: Every exhilerating moment was pure unbridled passion! I think I still have some of her spittle on my forehead! Oh why did Dad ever tell us not to fight with girls? It's wonderful!
- [after Frasier burns down Manu's newsstand]
- Manu: All this because you had to know why I do not like you.
- Frasier: Well, you were kind of vague.
- Manu: You want to know why? I'll tell you why. I think you are a smarty pants. I was too polite to say that before, but then you spied on me, you stalked me, you badgered me, you poured yoo-hoo down my dockers, you crunched my hand. And then as if all that was not enough, you burned down my newsstand, my livelihood. A gift to me from my beloved uncle, may he rest in peace.
- Frasier: Was that so hard?
- [he walks off]