The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Did the Earth Move for You? (1991)
Will Smith: Will Smith
Quotes
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Will : [Will has a dopey look on his face, and wearing a wig] I'm stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle. Girl gettin' on my nerves.Going out of my mind. I thought she was fine. Don't know if her body is hers.
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Will : [singing] I'm stuck in the basement sitting on a tricycle, girlfriend getting on my nerves. Going outta my mind, I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers.
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Will : [to Kathleen] Maybe we don't know each other as well as we thought. Listen to me. I'm starting to sound like my Uncle Phil. Next thing I know, I'm gonna wake up bald and hungry.
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Will : Kathleen, in the last 3 hours you've taken out your eyeballs, your fingernails, your eyelids, and your hair. What other parts of your body can I get at the mall?
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[Will and his girlfriend are trapped in the basement after and earthquake]
Will : [singing] I'm stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle, girl gettin' on my nerves; Goin' outta my mind, I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers.
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Vivian Banks : [walking downstairs] I'm Ready.
Phillip Banks : Ah, finally. What took you so long?
Vivian Banks : Oh I just spent an hour chasing my outfit on the new rotating dressrack.
Phillip Banks : Why didn't you set the variable speed adjustment?
Vivian Banks : Phillip, these gadgets are making my life miserable.
Phillip Banks : Well honey, you're the one who said we should redecorate.
Vivian Banks : Well yeah! I said we should keep up with the Joneses, honey, not the *Jetsons*!
Will : Look before this turns into a argument can we have our tickets so we can go, please?
Phillip Banks : Oh, certainly.
[starts looking in his suit]
Vivian Banks : You lost them did'nt you?
Phillip Banks : No, I did'nt, I know exactly where they are. There in my desk... In my office... Downtown.
Will : Awww!
Vivian Banks : No problem. We'll just hop on my dress rack and swing by.
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Will : Ah, my lucky baseball mitt. My mom taught me how to play. That's why I took up basketball.
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Will : [after Kathleen screams when Will says "Breath Mints" one more time] And your Mom sucks breath mints, *too*!