The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Grumpy Young Men (1994)

Will Smith: Will Smith

Quotes 

• [while unconscious, Will dreams about Carlton and himself being old and fighting] 

  William 'Will' Smith : I ought to knock your teeth out.

  Carlton Banks : Go ahead; they're on a glass next to my bed.

• Will : Aahh! Man, I could kill that Carlton.

  Geoffrey : If you're serious, I could make some calls.

  Will : I was just kidding, G.

  Geoffrey : [Unconvincingly]  Me too.