The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams (1994)

Jeff Doucette: Coach Kelly

Quotes 

• Coach Kelly : [to Will]  What happened to Carlton?

  Will Smith : I think my Aunt Helen dropped him on his head when he was a baby.

• Will Smith : [to Coach Kelly]  Coach, listen. You're sweating it over nothing. The game is a lock. We found out that the SCU starting quarterback came down with the Canadian flu.

  Coach Kelly : The Canadian flu? What the hell is that?

  Will Smith : I guess it's just like the American flu, just colder.

  Coach Kelly : Hogwash. Every year, SCU tries to put out some bogus rumor about one of its star players. Mess up our game plan. Last year, their kicker had rickets.