The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Not, I Barbecue (1995)

Darryl Sivad: Counselor

Quotes 

• [Will and Carlton are out on a ledge when the counselor joins them] 

  Counselor : Don't panic. I'm with the Crisis Intervention Unit. You're young; You're young.

  [pulls out an index card and reads it] 

  Counselor : 'And you have everything to live for.'

  William 'Will' Smith : Just get us down.

  Counselor : There you go putting the cart before the horse.

  [reads from the card again] 

  Counselor : Now hand me the baby.

  William 'Will' Smith : What you talking about, we ain't got no baby, man.

  Counselor : Oh. My bad.

  William 'Will' Smith : Get out of the way, fool!

  Counselor : Hey, there's no need for name calling. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a fifty foot fall will kill y'all.

  [smiles] 

  Counselor : I made that up myself.

  William 'Will' Smith : That civil service exam is real easy, isn't it?