- Joey Tribbiani: No. Rosita does not move.
- Rachel Green: I'm sorry? Rosita? As in...
- Joey Tribbiani: As in, "Rosita does not move."
- Rachel Green: Joey, it's just a chair! What's the big deal?
- Joey Tribbiani: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it's at the perfect angle so you don't get any glare coming off of Stevie.
- Rachel Green: Stevie the TV?
- Phoebe Buffay: I'm hearing what you're saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner.
- Earl: Not me.
- Phoebe Buffay: May I ask why?
- Earl: You wanna know why. You wanna know why?
- Phoebe Buffay: I surely do!
- Earl: Okay, I don't need any toner because I'm going to kill myself.
- Phoebe Buffay: Um... is... is that because you're out of toner?
- Jack Geller: Well, I don't know what's in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
- Monica Geller: I used to love to play restaurant.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play "un-cooked batter eater."
- Monica Geller: Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a lightbulb to cook brownies!
- Phoebe Buffay: I know about this stuff. My Mom killed herself.
- Earl: Really?
- Phoebe Buffay: Yes
- Earl: How?
- Phoebe Buffay: I'm not gonna give you tips.
- the Supervisor: They're always going to tell you they don't need toner, but that's OK, because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in the script. So, I think you're ready to sell toner. Do you have any last questions?
- Phoebe Buffay: No... oh wait, yes I do. I do have one question. What is toner?
- Rachel Green: I was thinking of moving the couch over here.
- Joey Tribbiani: Why would you want to do that?
- Rachel Green: So that there would be a decent place for me to sit.
- Joey Tribbiani: Rach, there is a decent place...
- Rachel Green: In your lap does not count.
- Rachel Green: Come on Joey, I'll buy you a new one. Alright, we'll go down to the store right now and we'll get you a new chair.
- Joey Tribbiani: She's not even cold yet.