- [One of Ross's students wrote a flirtatious evaluation of his class]
- Chandler: So, who is she?
- Ross: I don't know. The evaluations were anonymous.
- Joey: Well, do you still have their final exams?
- Ross: Yeah.
- Joey: Well, it's simple. You take the final exams and the evaluations, you see whose handwriting matches, and boom. You got your admirer.
- Chandler: A hot chick is at stake and suddenly he's Rain Man.
- Rachel Green: Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna switch. Please, come on, I can throw wet paper towels here.
- Phoebe Buffay: No, but at Monica's you can eat cookies over the sink.