Friends (TV Series)
The One with Chandler's Dad (2001)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller
Quotes
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Rachel Green : Wait a minute - you let Ross drive the Porsche, and when I ask, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.
Monica Geller : Yeah - well, he's my brother; and plus, he drives so slow, he could never hurt it.
Dr. Ross Geller : It's a car, not a rocket ship.
Monica Geller : Whatever. Ross, just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
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Chandler Bing : You look up in the stands, and there's your dad cheering you on - dressed as Carmen Miranda, wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack.
Monica Geller : Hey, the point is that he was at every one of your swim meets, and he was there cheering you on. OK - that's a pretty great dad.
Chandler Bing : He had sex with Mr. Garibaldi.
Monica Geller : Who is Mr. Garibaldi?
Chandler Bing : Does it matter?
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Monica Geller : Honey, just so you know - now that you're marrying me, you don't get to win anymore.
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Phoebe Buffay : [about Monica's menu for the wedding] Is there gonna be a vegetarian option, you know, for me?
Monica Geller : Yes, definitely.
Phoebe Buffay : Oh, great - what is it?
Monica Geller : Dancing.