Friends (TV Series)
The One with Mrs. Bing (1995)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Chandler Bing : What the hell was that?
Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, Phoebe just started her...
Chandler Bing : I believe I was talking to Joey. All right there, mother-kisser?
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[last lines]
Rachel Green : Okay. Now this is just the first chapter. And I want your *absolute honest* opinion. Okay? Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for her heaving beets.
Monica Geller : What's a niffle?
Joey : You can usually find them on the heaving beets.
Rachel Green : All right, all right, all right, so I'm not a great typist.
Dr. Ross Geller : Wait. Did you get to the part about his great throbbing pens? Oh, yes, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Rachel Green : Forget it! Give it back!
[tries to grab back her pages of script amidst much laughter]
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Nora Bing : [after he stumbled out of the ladies' restroom:] What is with you tonight?
Dr. Ross Geller : Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Nora Bing : [finishes phone conversation] Okay, thank you.
[puts down phone]
Nora Bing : It's the Italian hand-licker, isn't it?
Dr. Ross Geller : No, it's the one he's licking.
Nora Bing : She's supposed to be with you.
Dr. Ross Geller : [wryly] You're good.
Nora Bing : Oh, Ross, look at me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and you know why?
Dr. Ross Geller : The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?
Nora Bing : No, it's because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred and twenty-five pages for a Paolo. Come on, the guy's a secondary character, he's just a... you know, a complication you eventually kill off.
Dr. Ross Geller : When?
Nora Bing : He's not a hero. You know what a hero is?
Dr. Ross Geller : The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?
Nora Bing : No, it's *you*!
Dr. Ross Geller : Please...
Nora Bing : No, really, come on, you're smart, you're sexy...
