Friends (TV Series)
The One with Rachel's Assistant (2000)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Dr. Ross Geller : How could you tell her?
Chandler Bing : I had to, OK? We're getting married. Married people can't keep secrets from one another!
Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler Bing : Du-ude!
Monica Geller : What happened in Atlantic City?
Dr. Ross Geller : Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler Bing : Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude!"
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Dr. Ross Geller : So Chandler and I are in a bar, and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, OK? So after a while, he goes over to her - and after a minute or two, I see them kissing. And I know what you're thinking: Chandler is not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls - and you're right; Chandler is *not* the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with *girls*.
Monica Geller : You kissed a guy? Oh, my god!
Chandler Bing : In my defense, it was dark, and he was a very pretty guy!
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Dr. Ross Geller : Well, maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets, too.
Monica Geller : I already told him everything! You shush!
Dr. Ross Geller : Once, Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she'd made.
Monica Geller : Ross used to stay home *every* Saturday night to watch "Golden Girls"!
Dr. Ross Geller : Monica couldn't tell time until she was 13!
Monica Geller : It's hard for some people!
Chandler Bing : Of course it is!
Chandler Bing : [mouths] Wow!
Monica Geller : Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
Chandler Bing : Hey!
Monica Geller : I'm sorry; I couldn't think of any more for Ross.
Dr. Ross Geller : Oh - oh, in college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!
Chandler Bing : That was you.
Dr. Ross Geller : Whatever, dude; you kissed a guy.
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Dr. Ross Geller : I laughed so hard.
Chandler Bing : Ho, ho - so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Dr. Ross Geller : Whatever, dude; you kissed a guy.