- Ross seeks medical help when he finds a mysterious skin condition on his backside. Phoebe struggles to choose between two guys; Monica can't decide what to do about Pete when she thinks he is going to propose.
- "Ross' Thing" is something on his derrière. He doesn't know what it is. Chandler doesn't know what it is. Joey doesn't know what it is. A large contingent of conventional doctors don't know what it is. So Phoebe sends him to Guru Saj, her herbalist, to figure out what it is. Guru Saj doesn't know exactly what it is, but solves the problem, not with medicine, conventional or otherwise. Meanwhile Pete mentions to Monica that he has something important to tell her. When Joey finds out that Pete has paid $50,000 to a ring designer, engagement ring comes to everyone's mind. Although Monica originally thinks she will say no if Pete asks her to marry him, the thought of saying yes becomes more and more appealing. However the question has to come first. On another dating front, Phoebe ends up dating two guys at the same time, Vince the beefy fireman, and Jason the sensitive kindergarten teacher. She likes them both for their obvious attributes. But when dating two guys at one time starts to feel like work, she decides she has to give one up. The decision becomes that much harder when she finds out there is a sensitive side to Vince and rippling muscles hide underneath Jason's baggy shirt. But when Phoebe can't make up her mind, the two guys end up making it for her when they meet each other.—Huggo
- Afflicted with a mysterious skin condition on his back (its on his butt cheeks and Ross has to get Joey and Chadler to look at it to help identify what it is.. Its not a mole (too wrinkly) or a pimple (fancier than a pimple)). The doctor isn't able to identify it (he calls its a simple skin abnormality), although he tells ROss it is benign and is reluctant to remove it as it is unidentifiable. Ross goes to Chandler's doctor, who removed his third nipple. The doctor is intrigued by the abnormality and calls his entire medical team to look at it, embarrassing Ross. Ross seeks advice from Phoebe's herbalist Guru Saj (Kevin McDonald), after Monica tells him that girls tell their friends, after they sleep with men with weird body stuff. Guru Saj tries to put a balm on it and makes it worse. He tries to sooth it, but then ends up removing it when the thingy gets caught in his watch. Chandler and Joey take the duck to Guru Saj when it has a bad cough, but it starts flapping its wings when Saj offers the duck a bat to eat..
Unable to choose between dating a hunky fireman Vince (Matt Battaglia) (98 hot saves, the highest on the force) or a smart kindergarten teacher Jason (Robert Gant), Phoebe attempts to date both, though neither is entirely what she believes them to be. Phoebe is really stressed about dating 2 guys at the same time and fears that one will find out about the other. Phoebe wants to pick one. Vince is a burly guy & Jason is sensitive. Phoebe decides to break up with Vince. When she does tell Vince, she finds that he is really sensitive and has deep feelings inside and writes a journal. So, Phoebe decides to break up with Jason, and when she enters her apartment, he finds him shirtless, with a great bod and working on his own furniture.
Eventually, both the guys arrive at the coffee house to see Phoebe play her song, at the same time. At first both are cool since they know they were asked for exclusivity from Phoebe. But then Jason finds that Phoebe slept with Vince and leaves. Vince leaves when he finds that Phoebe had a candlelight dinner with Jason in the park (where it could have started a fire). She loses both
Monica thinks Pete wants to break up after he says they "need to talk" when he returns from Atlanta. Joey thinks maybe Pete just cheated on her. Monica takes the gang to Pete's place when Pete had invited her for a video conference. Monica thinks Pete is going to propose when Joey finds a check receipt written to a ring designer. Rachel and Phoebe already start planning Monica's "Look how much money we got" theme wedding. Money in invitations, money place settings, money salad. Monica is excited to say "yes"..
To her initial relief and then shock, Pete had a professional athletic ring built to pursue his dream of being an Ultimate Fighting champion. The sport is intense and is banned in 49 states. The ring check was to create his own custom octagon ring where he could practice for the UFC. He has a personal trainer, Hochi, teaching him Jeet June Do and Brazilian street fighting.
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