Friends (TV Series)

The One with Russ (1996)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Quotes 

• Ross : [about Rachel's date Russ]  I don't know what she sees in that goober. It takes him, what, like... like, I don't know, uh, huh, hello, a week, to get out a sentence?

  Chandler : Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?

  Ross : ...yeah.

• Joey Tribbiani : My agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives.

  Phoebe Buffay : We have to celebrate. You know what we should do, we should do like a soap opera theme.

  Chandler : Hey yeah, we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.

• Chandler : The way I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. You know, i mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.

• Chandler : Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross.

  Russ : Hi.

  Ross : Hi.

  Russ : Are you a friend of Rachel's?

  Ross : Yes. Yes, I am. Are you a friend of Rachel's?

  Russ : Actually, I'm, uh, kind of a, you know, date type thing of Rachel's.

• Fun Bobby : [as a sober Bobby leaves the Central Perk]  See you guys.

  Chandler : Bye... Ridiculously Dull Bobby.

• Chandler : Would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?

  Rachel Green : I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?

  Chandler : Me.

  Rachel Green : Why would I have to sleep with you?

  Chandler : It's my game. You want the job or not?