Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Ballroom Dancing (1997)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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• Ross : Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?

  Chandler : No. I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.

• Ross : So why don't you quit?

  Chandler : You don't think I've tried? You think I like have 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all these phrases and peppiness to try to confuse you. And then they bring out Maria.

  Ross : Who is Maria?

  Chandler : Ah, Maria. You can't say no to her. She's like this lycra/spandex covered gym... treat.