Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress (2001)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Rachel Green : Oh, don't get that here. Now that you know what you want, you should go to this discount store. This place is so overpriced.

  Store Owner : I own this store.

  Rachel Green : So, does this come in a different color or...

• [Phoebe hears Monica's three sharp whistles and runs across the shop] 

  Rachel Green : [calls]  I'm coming! I'm coming!

  [three sharp whistles are heard from the other side of the shop and Phoebe changes direction] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [calls]  OK!

  [three sharp whistles are heard from the other side of the shop and Phoebe changes direction again] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [calls]  Hey!

  [multiple whistles are heard from both sides of the shop] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [frantic]  Oh, what do I *do*?

  [Phoebe runs over to a row of Wedding dresses where the repeated whistling is coming from and finds Rachel hiding among the dresses, repeatedly blowing her whistle] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [over Rachel's repeated whistle-blowing]  What are you doing? Did you find the dress?

  [Phoebe pinches Rachel's nose, she stops whistling and the whistle falls out of her mouth] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Did you find the dress?

  Rachel Green : [scared]  No. You've gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!

  Phoebe Buffay : [stands up]  I gotta get Monica!

  Rachel Green : [puts her hand out]  You gotta hold my hand!

  Phoebe Buffay : [sheer disbelief]  Oh my God!

  [Phoebe takes Rachel and they run like crazy across the shop where Monica is sounding her whistle] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [crazed]  Excuse me! Excuse me!

  [Phoebe and Rachel find Monica, who has her dress and is pinning Megan down on the floor] 

  Monica Geller : [passes the dress to Phoebe]  Go! Go! Go!

  [Phoebe takes the dress and runs. Rachel is about to follow when she notices Monica holding Megan down] 

  Monica Geller : [points]  GO!

  [Rachel runs after Phoebe, Monica holds Megan down for a bit longer and then runs after Phoebe and Rachel, blowing her whistle three times] 

• [a crowd including Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are gathered outside Kleinman's with signs in the background that say 50% OFF ANNUAL SALE TODAY ONLY!] 

  Rachel Green : So this is Brooklyn.

  [Phoebe nods] 

  Monica Geller : [firm and clear]  All right. Listen up. There's usually only *one* dress in each size, so when they open those doors, fan out.

  [Phoebe and Rachel nod] 

  Monica Geller : [unfolds a picture of the Wedding dress]  Now, *this* is what you're looking for. Memorize it.

  [Phoebe and Rachel take a good look at the picture and then Monica folds it up] 

  Monica Geller : [firm and clear]  When you locate the dress...

  [Monica takes out three whistles and gives one each to Phoebe and Rachel] 

  Monica Geller : ...blow on these. All right? Three sharp blasts. When you hear it, come running. All right.

  [a staff member unlocks the doors and the crowd starts pushing to get in] 

  Rachel Green : Here he comes.

  Phoebe Buffay : Hey! No pushing.

  Rachel Green : No pushing.

  Monica Geller : [to her friends]  *Don't* be a baby!

  [the staff member opens the doors and crowd stampede into the shop, but Rachel is knocked aside and falls by the door] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [comes back]  Hey! Rachel! Come on!

  [Rachel gets up and follows Phoebe into the shop]