Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Dollhouse (1997)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
Quotes
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Chandler Bing : You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?
Joey : Yeah!
[thinks a bit]
Joey : Oh my god. Is this what it's like to be you?
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Phoebe Buffay : A house for dolls. That's great. When I was growing up I had a barrel.
Joey : You had a barrel for a doll house?
Phoebe Buffay : No, just a barrel.
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Joey : [about the Director] That guy's like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
Kate Miller : He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater you're dating.
Joey : Hey, I'm not interested in her sweater! It's what's underneath her sweater that counts.
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Kate Miller : So, what're we gonna do about this scene, huh?
Joey : I don't know.
Kate Miller : Maybe if it had more heat.
Joey : How do you mean?
Kate Miller : Well, Adrienne's looking for a reason to stay. Victor can't just kiss her, he's gotta really give her a reason to stay.
Joey : Maybe he could slip her the tongue.
Kate Miller : Or maybe he could grab her and lift her up.
Kate Miller : And then maybe Adrienne could wrap her legs around his waist.
Kate Miller : And she would rip off his shirt and kiss his chest and his stomach!
Joey : And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!
Kate Miller : And then right, right when the scene ends, he could take her with this raw, animal...
[cut to Joey's bedroom, they both emerge from the covers]
Joey : Something like that?
Kate Miller : Yeah, that's pretty much what I had in mind.
