- Phoebe: You think he is emotionally unavailable?
- Ross: I think he can be.
- Phoebe: Well, he wouldn't be if she hadn't brought her office home every night.
- Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
- Phoebe: Well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve, 1997.
- Ross: I knew you were going to throw that in my face! That was three years ago. She apologized and apologized. What more do you want?
- Phoebe: We want the last six years back!
- Ross: So do we! So do we!
- Coffee people: [looking at Ross]
- Ross: I'm sorry you had to see that.
- Phoebe: So, How are things going with Crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
- Ross: You are hearing one side of the story. And FYI, she must have shown him over 30 paint samples and his response to each one was "I don't give a tiny rat's ass!"
- Phoebe: Well, She should have spent less time decorating and more time in the bedroom.
- Phoebe: Maybe you guys can get portraits done at a professional photographer.
- Monica Geller: That's a great idea. And maybe they'll have one of those wind machines and I can go like...
- [Monica starts waving her head and flipping her hair]
- Phoebe: That's great. Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.