Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Fake Monica (1995)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Chandler : [Chandler is helping Joey to come up with a new, more professional stage name] Joe... Joe... Joe... Stalin?
Joey : Stalin... Do I know that name? That sounds familiar.
Chandler : Well, it doesn't ring a bell with me...
Joey : Joe Stalin... you know, that's pretty good.
Chandler : You might want to try Joseph.
Joey : Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!
Chandler : Oh yes! "Bye Bye Birdie" starring Joseph Stalin! Joseph Stalin is "Fiddler on the Roof"!
Joey : [Later] You know, there already IS a Joseph Stalin?
Chandler : You're kidding!
Joey : Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people! You'd think *you* would have known that!
Chandler : You know, you'd think I would have.
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Ross Geller : I just got back from the vet.
Chandler Bing : He's not going to make you wear a cone, is he?
Ross Geller : Apparently, Marcel's humping is not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.
Joey Tribbiani : [to Chandler] Hey, he beat ya!
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Joey Tribbiani : How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
Chandler Bing : I know this one. No, wait. That was popes into a Volkswagen.
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Ross Geller : [Looking at zoos to send Marcel] I have a friend who can get him into Miami.
Chandler Bing : 'Course it's just two blocks from the beach, it's like a total party zoo.